German Santa dancing the Eminem
Now we know what's under the Kilt...
Some folks I don't know
Ist es ein Vogel? Ist es ein Flugzeug? Nein! Es ist Weihnachts-man!
OK, guys, this is a first:
Who'd have thought that one day, I'd put on a Santa dress and run two laps around West Princes Street Gardens? Many of you, I gather, but who'd have only begun to think that I'd even pay TEN QUID for it??? Exactly.
It was a strange sight, hundreds of people dressed as Santa Clause (and who ALL had payed ten pound to be allowed to do so), santa-bagpipers and all, but it made for some good pictures (you know, santa-bagpipers and all). We even got to keep the Santa dresses! Isn't that just grant? Aaaand we got a medal. Aaaaand our ten bucks will help fulfill wishes for terminally ill children, get them to Lapland (where, as we all know, Santa lives (???) in an Igloo (???)), have snowball fights and feed Reindeers (or was it ON Reindeers??).
HOHOHO for charity (ein Hoch auf die Charitee)!
3 comments:
get a ho for charity but refrain from praising the charitee, please. it is there where the doctors leave shitty scars on innocent girls' bellies because they send in the interns after the operation to practice on their sowing....
fleggo, you look damn sexy in the santa-suit. kuss.
They let the INTERNS sew your belly??? Were they AT LEAST any sexy?? So I'll take back all three HOs from the fucking Charitee! OHOHOH!
There you go.
Kommt der Weihnachts-man auch an den Strand??
Raffste dat net? ;)
Ich war nur von Mittwoch bis Samstag in Berlin, bin also jezt wieder here und fliege naechsten Donnerstag zuruegge.
Und du fragst einfach nicht warum.
Weil ich bescheuert bin.
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