That just about does it!

Today, on my way to work, I was walking past a white van, on the side of which it said in deep black letters, ten feet high:

WWW.OBJEKTPRONOMEN.DE

"Hüähhhh?", I thought and I hadn't finished thinking that when I realized that it actually said www.objekform.de (a company that sells office furniture). And I though, OK, that's officially IT! Have I been working too much or am I just generally losing my mind? Whatever the answer might be, I seriously want one of those Granny-holidays at the shores of the Baltic Sea where you do nothing but breathe the salty air, drink overpriced spring water and...and...BATHE IN IT! And I want it RIGHT! NOW!