For those of you who wonder:
I ain't dead.
I caught a bug and it won't let go.
I'm as low as a snake's belly in a pit.
I'm as happy as a one legged racoon on the motorway.
Moving about normally has me huffin and puffin like a wing amputaded fruitbat after a trans atlantic flight.
And as soon as I'm done with silly allegories, I will slowly but surely be working my way back to solid ... food.
4 comments:
oh dear! might need a gud hot toddy!!! that'll do you gud lass!!
's not THAT kind of bug, unfortunately. In my present state, a gud hot toddy would probably kill me...
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude besserung!
How can a hot toddy kill you?????!!!!!!! U pregnant?
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