Looking out of the window, I find it utterly comforting that, if I wanted to, if fancy took me to act on an impulse, I could change this ghastly, dreary, tiring, frustrating pile of poo of a weather against sunbathed beaches anytime!
This is due to the fact that I have been receiving several wedding proposals of late. Wedding proposals from guys I don't even know, who sent me messages on the internet in barely intelligible englisch, most of who come from places like Ghana or, in 90% of the cases, Turkey, some of which look like this:
or,OK, I admit, sometimes like this:
Hmmm...
Some more weeks of spring time pish Berlino Specialwedder and I'll seriously consider.
OK, maybe not.
2 comments:
Aren't you a catch????!!!
Ach, Gunni, du weißt doch eh alles, was bei mir so geht, weil ich das erzählen tu...
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