That's a keeper

Conversation between Ian MillerHeadOfDepartment and Lorna Hughes, Lecturer in Recent German, shortly before the end of lunchbreak:

Lorna: "Oh, no. I've got this bunch of nutters now..."
Ian: "Which one? There's so many of those."

and a little later, talking about some behaviourly channlenged pupil with motivation issues and poor social skills:

Ian: "Oh, I want to take a pair of candles, shove them up her bloody nostrils and SET THEM ON FIRE!"

Dear Ian and Lorna, I will keep these words of yours in my heart for evermore.